Quote from my recently deceased wife "I wish we could play project winter one more time before I get eaten alive by this ghoul". 5/10 stars, I don't really like snowey games.

buh-buh-buh-BASED?!?!?!?! AWOOOGA

taste: 10/10 favout 70% texture: organic wine pairing: echo falls red "dark chocolate is aight bth" - lumen

Red sus. Red suuuus. I said red, sus, hahahahaha. Why arent you laughing? I just made a reference to the popular video game "Among Us"! Please, come back. I swear I'll never leave you again Sharon.

After trying to have sex with the shark at least 14 times; uninstalled and was left saddened and unsatisfied, imagine the devs gatekeeping one of the most requested game mechanics. -7/10

Pretty shameful a studio of Valve's calibre would steal the idea for a multiplayer shooter with a dead and resentful community from Blizzard. Hard to recommended purely because of that...

My son has epilepsy.

This game really takes me back.. It was the summer of '89, nothing mattered except my kindergarten buddies and hitting the pinata my parents bought me. This game captures the mood perfectly. 10/10

wait, you guys are getting this game for free? ahahah, shame the REAL player paid one pund for it 8 years ago on GeeTwoAy suckerssssss

After hearing about the disgusting lore of the so called Vault "69" we dare not touch this blasphemous piece of left wing propaganda with a 6ft pole. 7/10