NASA and SpaceX have actually hired people that played this game a bunch. I am not one of those people. Nerd game nerd game nerd game!!!

What looks like a zombie survival game is actually a cleverly disguised inventory management sim.

Finally, us tall people get to live through the survival horror experience that the average 5'11" guy goes through! Battle against (relatively) huge bugs, from carpenter ants to cockroaches!

Yeah it's totally fair that I can't have more than 100 dudes in my army, I definitely love that my vassals don't know how to fight don't worry I will siege every castle by myself with 80 crossbowmen

/k/ommando's wet dream

Ey, Vito, I know the driving in this game sucks, but I need you to drive me for the next six hours.

Friendship torment tool

Need Huntress gf

What do you call a lasgun with a flashlight attached? Twin-linked!

I see light to the east... morning’s coming. Our night flight is over. I can’t wait to see it. The most beautiful sunrise ever!