I have a knife skin - that makes me better than you. (Vote to Kick Senpai - F1 - Yes, F2 - No) Potato: F1 ALL THE THINGS!!!!

No, this is not a game about Duffman's Mother - This is a "Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself Ma$in" kind of game!

Hey put your portal here! no... here. No left a bit! No, the other left. MY LEFT!!!! F***ing jesus LINE IT UP WITH THIS ONE! NO THE OTHEf***this...

Build Empires and Friendships! (Then watch them burn as soon as you unlock Nuclear Weapons)

RDM! RDM! RDMMM!!!! (is what you cry when you get shot on your T round on Trouble in Terrorist Town!)

Spend five hours levelling GunZerker then join your friends, who are all Salvador too and then shout at them while you make a Mechromancer!

Get on the floor! Get down! Get on the floor! Get down! Get on the floor! Get down! Get on the floor! Get down! Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up Geek!

Killed by a zombie? SHOT! See a friendly guy waving? SHOT! (This isn't a drinking game, this are just some of the reasons you may be randomly shot)

Practice and expand your cursing vocabulary against your Friends in SpeedRunners!