I got scared by a cardboard cutout of a pumpkin. Move over every other horror game ever, Spooky's House of Jump Scares is taking the throne.

Even though I'm a muscly warrior, gusts of steam are my worst enemies. They kill me time and time again. This game makes so much sense. I love it.

I'm a goat running around destroying things and defying all laws of the universe, and you ask me why I play this?

I broke up a patient's ribcage with a hammer and dropped that hammer into his ribcage. I put his replacement heart back in and he lived. Close enough.

This is a definite classic, but it sadly hasn't aged very well. Most of it is outdated, but it still captures that endless exploration feel. Amazing.

-Attacked Singapore -Gandhi publically denouces me -Nukes Delhi twice -Best game ever My favorite strategy game, started w/ Civ 3. Love the series.

This nigh-impenatrable platformer features gravity-flipping, an adorable main character, a rocking soundtrack, and simple yet fun gameplay. Recommended.

Naming your viruses is what can make the game hilarous It's a good game, great use of strategy. Infected the world with the sexy plague. 0 survivors.

-Wearing armor made of molten rock -Instakilled by parrot It's a good game, but it gets way less fun when you get to hardmode. Still worth it though.

This game is essentially a car crash simulator. Put a dummy in a car, and watch his life end. Chris would love this.