Played this game, killed people by burning them then urinating on them, then I died irl because of the loading screens.

Played it, got level 12, got killed by hackers, didn't play for two years, a friend asks to play, then he calls me a noob because of my rank, -69/10

"Didn't find Juarez after I called him." 5/10

Played it, Killed every civlization, then realised I am now 75.

"All the marinelife make me horny. I masturbate to all the fishes. Sometimes I catch them and fill my lifepod with them. :3"

Big and tiny is the sort of game that describes your male phallus.

"I got left for dead by my friend. Rest in Pizza."

Best "running naked with a rock" simulator 2k15 "would look at my character's dong again" -IGN

Played it, learned russian in one day, then I lost all my money on skins and cases, 10/10