Jiggle titty physics. What else do I need to say, that's pretty saucy.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ parrot. Also your sister is a pirate ♥♥♥♥♥ and there's this one golddigging ♥♥♥♥♥, so that's always good for saucy points.

Release pheromones to convince people being a naughty boy is OK. Saucy.

Steal some ancient as ♥♥♥♥ weed, smoke it, and take a bath in someone elses bathroom while wearing your clothes. Saucy.

Seduce a rabbit and take her lipstick after a fun night of... Nevermind, play it. Saucy.

Control everyones lives, sell bananas and build nightclubs on every street corner. Can you spell Party City? Saucy.

Just play it, saucy or not. 12/10 better than GTA V

Pee on pretty ladies, light them on fire, then put out the fire with your peepee to save the day. Saucy.

Be naked fat Shrek. Saucy.

Teamkill other players in Competitive to be saucy.