So what even is a goats life? o-o this is truly it goat smashes helicopter.. Congratulations!

NIKO, WANNA RIDE? NO MAN I GOTTA DATE. 10/10

Well its part 1 and you know people who buy this for real money are like YEAH CANT WAIT TO PLAY! intil they finish it..

Like they always say, EA makes better games than nasa.. wait. wrong way Nasa makes better games than EA.

MY DAUGHTERS MISSING? YOUR CHOICE! Rage quit or SLAM THE RANSOMER! 10/10 would do again

Now what to build? A donut? Like barbie says, Anything is possible!

Chell wakes Chell portals Chell finds GLaDOS Chell kills GLaDOS Chell goes home and suddenly her computer got a DOS Get it? Gla - DOS -eh bad joke.

Very mindtwisting.. not like I rage quitted on this game or anything (hehehe..)

"Relax I got this" *crash* "YOU GOT A FINE YOU MORON!" I'm completely addicted to this game

Step 1. Get a kid on this game Step 2. Watch him lose cash and fans like a machine 10/10