>dieing from drowning >drink water >keeps you alive >greentexting 10/10

I found a potato in a toilet and ate it. No harmful effects. 10/10

XAXAXAXAX Russia Stronk remove Captitalist. Is good gaem is allow to make lemonade also Portal refereces and Breaking Bad

I flew a ship into my opwn base thinking it was the enemy only to be yelled at by my team. 10/10

This game is great for hopping on to a server with a friend and getting banned for threatning to remove all kebab 8/8 - Pocket Full of Ref

I played this game for 1 whole day. Why do I have fun in this game?

I got licked in the ear by a roof barnacle 3/3 HL3 confirmed

As the charger picked me up with its strong strange misshapen hands and put me on my hands and knees I could only imagine a hell worse than this.

I crashed an airliner into a casino 9/11