Each visual style makes it a different boner each time. - Kyle's Unenthused Thumbs Up of Achievement

My people complained about traffic so much I attempted self-castration. - Kyle's Unenthused Thumbs Up of Achievement

Congrats, you bought the only reason people respect Gearbox. - Kyle's Unenthused Thumbs Up of Achievement

This game made me straight, ♥♥♥ 5 times, and I found ♥♥♥♥♥. - Kyle's Unenthused Thumbs Up of Achievement

Help to clean up Columbine while making it christmas themed! 9/10 Would shoot up again. - Ethan's Confused Seal of Approval (6/10)

This game makes me feel worse than I did the day my dad left me. - Kyle's Unenthused Thumbs Up of Achievement

Worth every penny to get off to this amazing pixelated game. (You need to be on drugs to enjoy it). - Ethan's Confused Seal of Approval (7/10)

I was playing this when Ethan told me how long his ♥♥♥♥ was. - Kyle's Unenthused Thumbs Up of Achievement

Great if you want to see a bunch of penises fighting in a box for survival. - Ethan's Confused Seal of Approval (7/10)

Ethan loves this game. 0/10 3 autistic 5 me. - Kyle's Unenthused Thumbs Up of Achievement (8/10)