Rhys would quit this game after 10 seconds because "tje phesiks itz to realiistik i cent het shet"

Rhys would quit this game after 10 minutes because "tae jrafiks aare net stronge enoughe"

Rhys would end up spending 500$ on this game so he can get amiee, only to realize he has wasted his money and could have looked at some free porn

Rhys thinks this game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ because his brother (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥) plays it

Rhys would try this game, but would run out of his house and smash his 200$ computer because he can't figure out the first level without flyhacks

Rhys would try to play this game, and quit after 5 minutes becase there is not multiplayer

Rhys has played more hours on this game than ♥♥♥♥♥ killed in Japan when we dropped the hot sticky american justice on them

Rhys would try to download hacks for this game, and end up getting a virus

It's more hardcore than when rhys is playing airsoft