Please make it stop! We have to nuke from orbit and end this curse. They keep making more and more. WHO BUYS THAT? WHY? MAKE IT STOP.

Could you memorise cute dogs on another part of the universe, far far away from here, that would be super nice. How makes such things? Can we do something to stop them?

A game about change and tea? What kind of madness is this? What to say? NUKE FROM ORBIT. This terrible curse must not spread. Please don't support this project. STAY AWAY!

What to say? Damn furries! Nuke from orbit. It is the only way to be sure. Stop pulling mankind down... Further down I mean.

How to explain? Children should stay in school. Adults with big heads and tiny bodies are evil creatures destroying the world. Terrible design triggering PTSD from interacting with awful people.

We are in 2025, and we still do metroid type games? Shameful. Stop pulling the community down.

Rogue-lite = I don't know how to design a proper game with interesting content. You will have to start again. Okay. You get to keep some stuff from the previous attempt. BORING!

Bad: Ugly for a 2025 game. Nice for a 90s game. We are in 2025. Character is a wizard. Magic = Science you can't explain because you suck. Well... Another terrible title. Please stop.

I hope you rewarded the visionary on the dev team who came up with the "you have no shoes" idea. That's like 99% of the content in this game. Please. Stop. Pizza delivery is a good business for you.

What? I get to be a princess and do platforming challenges? WHERE DO I SIGN! Wait... kidding... NO. HELL NO. I don't want to **** on girly stuff. But maybe you need your own platform.