Real men chop wood. And have beards. And wear checkered shirts. And are able to talk to women. Play this and you too can reach 75% masculinity.

The themes in this masterpiece of masculine magnitude are ideals to live by. Jump out of planes. Run into flags. Shoot guns into the air. Perfection.

You know that old saying, opposites attract? Well it's true, real men like fake women. Great buy, taught me how to talk to cat girls

Any man can be the king of his own home, but why settle for just king? Plus, you might just come one step closer to understanding how girls work

Who needs to fight like a man when you can fight like a girl? I fought with one when I was six and I'm still in therapy. My bones may never heal.

Girls are hard. Pokémon is simple. Cards are somewhere inbetween. Two out of three ain't bad.

One day I will find a precious cat lady of my own... until then, a man can dream, and play this game.

A time old story about what lengths a woman will reach for to protect her bag. Don't be 1 of those faceless fashion soldiers, that bag trust is sacred.

If you can understand a cat, you can understand a girl. They're graceful, moody, about a foot high, covered in hair, and equipped with claws to ruin you

It's important to know your flowers gents. Sometimes they can be used to unlock the secrets of a woman's heart, sometimes they just taste really good.