«A HEARTWARMING STORY OF A KID AND HIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVER.»

«EVER WISH INITIAL D CROSSED OVER WITH NEED FOR SPEED UNDERGROUND? IF YOU HAVE, RETHINK YOUR LIFE»

«I WAS THINKING OF CHANGING MY SEX TO '♥♥♥♥♥♥' BUT MY WIFE WOULDN'T ALLOW IT. TALK ABOUT DOUBLE STANDARD»

«MY WIFE LET ME SET UP A TENT IN THE FRONT YARD AS LONG AS I PAY HER BOYFRIEND'S CELL PHONE BILL»

«5 GAMES IN AND I'M STILL NOT CRYING. FALSE ADVERTISING? MOST LIKELY»

«GREAT, NEW WEEABOO CRAP TO PLAY WHILE I WATCH MY STEP-HUSBAND IN MY PERIPHERALS»

«I'VE SURVIVED MARS CAN YOU SURVIVE MY WIFE?»

«HAVE YOU SEEN THE GIF OF THE MOUSE GETTING HIS ♥♥♥♥ SCISSORED OFF? BUY THIS GAME»

«WHY THE LONG FACE?»

«WHY ARE ALL THESE RATS ATTACKING ME? OHHH I GET IT _VERMIN_TIDE»

«"MAKE SURE YOU TRADEMARK THIS" -UBISOFT PRESIDENT»

«WATCH_DOGS® 2® IS A GAME WHERE HACKERS LEAVE THEIR HOUSE. THIS REVIEW WAS PAID»

«WHAT DOES MV STAND FOR? WAIT, MV UPSIDE DOWN IS AW AW ROOT BEER... SODA... SUGAR... BOXING... SPORT... SUPERBOWL... FRIENDS... WIFE... BANG... BANG MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!»

«It means Cat Paradise»

«TRUE GAME FOR TRUE GAMERS»