I DIDN'T ASK FOR ANY OF THIS

The one they call... Johnny Guitar.

Dildo bats in space.

Dildo bats.

Now with non-Euclidean dice!

Medieval-themed sandbox? Yes, please.

I mean, it's like-... Car parkour with lasers. Can't go wrong with that.

Birb spaceships. Birb pyramids. Birb instruments. Birb science. Birb quests. Pretty good game, birb/10.

One time, I tried to go into space and instead I just welded a dog kennel to a chair and died. True story.

There are at least 6 dogs in this game. You can pet most of them.