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We give negative reviews to everything. We'll find the worst features of every game and discuss them in the most entertaining way possible. If you can tolerate what we complain about, you might like the game.

Recent reviews

Recommended February 3, 2015

“This may look like a Steam game but it's actually a UPlay game in drag. Nobody wants UPlay.”

Recommended February 3, 2015

“Captures everthing that made 90s adventure games so awful. Every click is followed by a long unskippable animation. All the interactivity of television!”

Recommended February 3, 2015

“A bland, generic puzzle platformer with nothing to make it stand out.”

Recommended February 3, 2015

“Simple rotation puzzles that were done better in And Yet It Moves. Frustratingly slow controls.”

Recommended February 3, 2015

“A great single-player FPS that comes bundled with an awful driving game. Might be a good game if you could skip the terrible driving bits.”

Recommended February 3, 2015

“How much would you pay for a game that only lasts 15 minutes? If that number is greater than $0, you're crazy... and you might like this game.”

Recommended February 3, 2015

“Imagine a game that rewards you for not playing. Where the optimal strategy is to just sit there staring at the screen. It's called Towns.”

Recommended February 3, 2015

“Long unskippable animations? Yep. If you like watching noninteractive stick figures walk slowly across your screen, this is the game for you!”

Recommended February 3, 2015

“Imagine an online-only multiplayer sports game that nobody plays. Wander around, zenlike, through empty servers. Play unopposed and win!”

Recommended February 3, 2015

“Sluggish controls and a camera that points in a pretty much random direction make this the perfect game for any connoisseur of irritating gameplay.”