Why isn't Carl or Rick in this game?

Phil Fish hates you.

Do you like crying babies who destroy crazy fetus creatures in a basement? If so, play this.

You can print money, be a metal can, and kill traitors, all in the same game!

This is like real life, you get pecked to death by big birds after you steal their eggs.

This is secretly Half-Life 3. We will also play it a lot.