The heart goes in the head, right?

Ruining my friendships

HATS!

Trolling simulator 2014

Making you ♥♥♥♥ your pants since 2009

Guys, the thermal drill, go get it!

I pissed on someone, they threw up, I tazed them and they fell in their own vomit and they pissed themself. I then covered them in gasoline burned them.

Instant heart attack simulator 2014

Oh crap, I forgot landing gear... again.

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