„This game is great for aspiring programmers. Face off in an epic 5v5 battle for who can write the most responsive aimbot. Also includes fancy hats, but for your guns! How about that?“

„"Oi m8 iTs mE dAvId kInG" shut the ♥♥♥♥ up you play like an absolute ♥♥♥♥♥ i saw you crouch walking around the edge of the map and was like wtf did he dc but no you actually are just that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumb“

„The slightly harder version of League of Legends. Great for players who desire learning a foreign language other than Korean through an interactive game“

„Before we begin this review, I would like to state that magic is not OP. Anyways, Dark Souls 3 is a letdown as it's much easier than its precursors.“

„I once did a cool trick that let me fly my motorcycle onto the roof exhaust vent of a skyscraper, but despite sticking the landing perfectly the GAME STILL TOLD ME I FAILED THE TRICK.“

„this game is too hard definelty not 4 casuals DO NOT BUY“

„The hit sequel to "Overwatch", featuring an overhauled cosmetic system. Highlights include "hats" replacing "skins", and a new trading system with "metal" replacing "credits".“

„Now you too can experience what it's like to be Seto Kaiba, on the receiving end of Yugi's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, of course.“

„Finally a game that portrays the ideal ancap society where you can drop recreational nukes on those that violate the NAP.“

„It's Minecraft but ONLY the autistic parts of it.“