"This game is great for aspiring programmers. Face off in an epic 5v5 battle for who can write the most responsive aimbot. Also includes fancy hats, but for your guns! How about that?"

"Now you too can experience what it's like to be Seto Kaiba, on the receiving end of Yugi's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, of course."

"The slightly harder version of League of Legends. Great for players who desire learning a foreign language other than Korean through an interactive game"

"It's Minecraft but ONLY the autistic parts of it."

"I considered refunding this game because it was not the BDSM simulator I expected. By the end though I was in physical pain anyway, so it was a good purchase."

""Oi m8 iTs mE dAvId kInG" shut the ♥♥♥♥ up you play like an absolute ♥♥♥♥♥ i saw you crouch walking around the edge of the map and was like wtf did he dc but no you actually are just that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumb"

"I once did a cool trick that let me fly my motorcycle onto the roof exhaust vent of a skyscraper, but despite sticking the landing perfectly the GAME STILL TOLD ME I FAILED THE TRICK."

"The hit sequel to "Overwatch", featuring an overhauled cosmetic system. Highlights include "hats" replacing "skins", and a new trading system with "metal" replacing "credits"."

"GET IT TWISTED, GAMBLE, YOU WILL WIN! Will undoubtedly be the best roguelike of 2024 unless Slay the Spire II gets released, don't @ me you probably can't clear red stake ante 11"

"Not the SimCity we deserved, but the SimCity we needed. In this game you can not only build a city, but declare martial law and backup all the toilets."