All this game needs now is mountable lazer camels.

My spray says maplestory, I bleed maple syrup, I see myself marrying a maple tree in 5 years. Would I change all this? No, but I will eat pancakes.

Zombies? Scary. Running Zambos? Supah scary. Mutated freaky one shot 4/20 kill you zambonies? I'm pooping my pants.

IGN - "This is the most exciting game of all time. We at IGN pissed ourselves with anticipation on what came next."

You can craft, build, and fight monsters. The only thing you can't do is bang your wife. 10/10

Jurassic park meets classic medal of honor. I got eaten by mini-raptors and then pissed on by said raptors. Iz Gud Game.

You can become pro and whoop butts, or you can be a cute anime weeabu with no talent. Your call.

Dude, this is team fortress 2. 'Nuff said.