You're Moses, and your mission is to survive the myth about dinosaurs and evolution, all while sailing on a boat with a bunch of animals. No mayo, 3/10.

The critically acclaimed "Bad Rats" franchise has done it again! With more levels and more whole cream mayonnaise, this game is the best. 10/10 for mayo

A little side-scrolling action game where you beat up a lot of government spies. It would be a 9/10, but no mayonnaise, so 7/10.

A pretty complex puzzle game with lots of plot twists. Yes, puzzle games can have a story. 10/10

It is a very fun family orientated 2D platformer where you eat mushrooms and try to save a princess in a castle. 8.6/10 due to lack of mayonnaise.

You're a truck driver and you get to deliver truck loads of mayonnaise. Best game ever. 11/10. Well done.

As the name implies, you're a surgeon and you have a gun that can shoot out mayonnaise that is able to feed the African kids, 10/10 for the mayo part.

A very short platformer game with a bit of replay value and very dated graphics, but lots of mayo. 8.8/10

Warning: This an adult only game. It has suggestive themes, drug references, nudity and a lot of full cream mayonnaise. Avert your eyes if needed. 10/10

It's a brawler-esque sort of game with simple graphics and not much creativity in it. But you can have mayo, which is always a 10/10 in my book.