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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dank. 7/7

Distinct lack of both ♥♥♥♥ and boob phsyics. Score: 0/7

This game is like a mixture of Elton John, Will Smith and Ellen Degeneres. Score: 7/1

I had more fun crawling my way through my mums clustered vagina than playing this game. GOTY 2014. Score: 7/7

You play as a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lemur. 7/2

I walked in on a guy taking a ♥♥♥♥, but I never broke eye contact, nor the stroking. Score: 7/5

I loved the three movies that this game is based on; Rambo II, Rocky III (the one with Mr. Tea) and Dallas Buyers Club. The game is k too. Score: 7/2

It's just like an acid trip, without the acid. Score: 7/5