What the ♥♥♥♥ is this ♥♥♥♥? I'm glad I got it for free, since I refuse to pay $5 for a bag of ♥♥♥♥ that looks uglier than Amanda Lepore, and kills ears.

YEAH MO-FO! YOU CAN FINALLY BE THE PRETTY GIRL! AWWWW YISS. It's a game about horses, and stuff. I dunno. Best 10c I ever spent. GOTY erry year.

LODS OF EMONE!!! (Probably) An amazing survival game that is a must play for any hardcore horde mode fan. Screw your COD, children.

If you can ignore the yelling kids, and annoying people, this game is infinitely great, with everything being possible. Sadly, valve killed this game.

A personal favourite of mine. Amazing game, with a great story. It may be old, but it still holds up. Combat is subject to taste, and movement is heavy

An instant classic. Amazing gameplay, soundtrack, and action. Hell, I even got my girlfriend hooked on it. 100/100. Must buy.

An instant failure. Multiplayer only, without any online features. That means 8 people crowded around a computer. WHAT KIND OF MORONIC IDEA WAS THIS!

Far from good. Horrible graphics, combat, movement, voice acting, facial animation. The entire game deserves to be in the $0.25 bin at Gamestop.

I would rather smoke pubic hair, and cat urine than consider this a modern game. 0/100. I want a refund.

It's so bad, it's... Far from good. Absolutely dreadful. A disgrace to a terrible title. A pedigree of half-assed games that suck. Never buy this.