I played this game with mono and can safely say that you should start kissing sick chicks and dudes cus playing this with mono is the greatest ♥♥♥♥ ever

When bugs from 20 years ago make better gameplay than a team of educated game designers can come up with now, something is very wrong with the industry.

You know a game is good when you have ♥♥♥♥ smeared all over your own sink and mirror yet you are instead cleaning up plasma off a virtual alien's corpse

I almost didn't buy this game because killing monsters and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ elves is what I do on a day to day basis, but you can't have too much of a good thing

This game is good mainly because Todd Howard had nothing to do with it. That selling point alone should be enough to have you buy anything.

Sometimes you just need to watch a Nazi's testicles explode in slow motion, high definition x-ray. Put away your cameras and cancel your trip to Alabama

The best Total War game, for reasons pretty much undiscernable to everyone, but it's definately the best. Maybe 'cause the civilians learned to pull out

This game is for when you decide you need to ironically like something to the point of actually enjoying it, and once you do you'll be glad you did.

This game is really good at making you mad at people who use ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to counter your strats which are clearly the epitome of skill. Don't be a trader.

This is basically the core to not having a life in the 21st century. It's better than all those not having a life simulators for people with lives.