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Recommended October 15, 2014
The devs found gold. Instead of using this great core of gold to make something pretty they built a goldtoilet, threw in some poop and named it grimrav.
Recommended October 15, 2014
A game made for the frugal pc gamer, finally an AAA title that doesn't require a screen. The secret lies in the patented "just press M1 and F" combat.
Recommended October 15, 2014
Are you from Australia? Have you ever looked at your cousin and felt a desperate need to impregnate her? CK2 is a dating-sim for the severely autistic.
Recommended October 1, 2014
Its like renting a porno, going home and get all lubed up and when you put the tape into the VCR it turns out to be a Michael Moore documentary.
Recommended October 1, 2014
The FISH AI© provides mind blowing and captivating intellect of the fish. The same treatment was not given to the enemies or anything else.
Recommended October 1, 2014
Once one of the most challenging and groundbreaking competetive games, now a depressing example of failed free2play.
Recommended October 1, 2014
1000 hours of cyka blyat and you'll wish you had invested all that time actively trying to kill yourself, maybe you would finally succeed at something.
Recommended October 1, 2014
There's a beautiful woman in front of you and smooth music playing, she undresses and you realize she has a penis - my experience with Mafia II.
Recommended October 1, 2014
Would be cool if servers had 1k players, you wont find one with more than 10. Great if you have an autistic son you don't want to spend time with.
Recommended October 1, 2014
You'll spend more money buying this game than minutes playing it.
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