Can't grow a beard in real life? Then this game is for you!

Because Ryu spamming hadouken never gets old!

Don't own a console for Destiny? Then this is game is for you!

The narrator’s voice is ecstasy for your ears.

Because you can legitimately say "I'm Batman" when playing this!

Because sometimes you feel too good about yourself and need to be taken down a few notches!

Have you ever wanted to be a cyber ninja "freedom fighter" farmer? Then this game is for you!

Fullfills the masochist in all of us!

It's the closest thing to time travel most of us will get. You start playing it and all of a sudden hours, days, weeks or even years have passed.

Awesome miss simulator!