Third times the charm?

Because nothing sells a game like a duck mascot that looks like a furry.

Have fun trying to get an activation key.

People only play this game for Weatly.

THE COMPANION CUBE IS PEOPLE. THE COMPANION CUBE IS PEEOPOLEEE!! *gets draged away by police*

C'mon where is number three. We are waiting Valve.

C'mon, it's f***ing Half-Life. HALF-LIFE!

Wait...where the f*** is the fox...♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥...OH GOD WHY!!!!!

Do ♥♥♥♥ you can't do in other games like throw lifeless corpses around.

If you need a good mindf***, then this game is for you.