This game was probably fine before Uplay broke it. But it's hard to like a game you have to trick into even working.

Who would have thought a fantasy take on XCOM would end up being a breeding simulator? An awesome breeding simulator.

It's weird to "recommend" this game because we don't, but we DID play it for Game Club. So here it is.

Leave it to Gus to get us all trapped in a bunker with whatever we could grab. Why is that so much fun?!

Gus loves it, probably because it makes everyone else so mad. And it's not even finished yet! Typical Game Club.

War sucks. In case you aren't sure of that, let this game depress you into agreement and rob old people out of desparation. Ryan's a jerk.

This game is sadism incarnate. Or we ♥♥♥♥ at games. Maybe a little bit of both. But no matter how mad we got, we couldn't stop playing for Game Club.

Elegance, Grace, and so much DEATH! We played Long Live the Queen for The Patch Game Club... some of us are better at ruling than others.

Black and white, or somewhere in between? We played Contrast for The Patch Game Club.