Not even switching to GEICO can save you now.

I am on my 17th mouse now. Why can't I stahhhhhp?

Sexually assault vampires to win!

NINJA STUFF!

You have gained brouzouf.

Err. I am not sure what I am supposed to be doing here. "A" for effort though.

DINGLIES!

Emo Meltdown Simulator 2015

Family friendly fun for everyone!

So they made it free to play, and tacked an extra $20 onto the price? Seems legit.