Remember being seven and this game was the ♥♥♥♥? Turns out it still is.

Not actually about killing floors.

Stanley became acutely aware that he was reading a review of The Stanley Parable. He was reading about how great a game it is. He should try the demo.

Ninja cyborg can't climb a ladder. 10/10 would meme again.

This game has trading cards. They're all the ways your princess can die.

>Have unlimited giant drills >Only carry two cable ties You know what they say. "It's time for crime"

Go die in a cave, and then do it about a thousand times until you go die in a jungle. 10/10.

Use your stamps to make or break lives. Fall in love with smugglers. Believe in yourself. Don't die.

Destructible envrionments, good time party times.