Amazonian Warriors blows this out of the water. :^)

You're not fooling anybody, SE, Spirits Within was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

"I took my pants off for THIS?" -Zyklon Ben Garrison

This is what you get instead of Yakuza 5, because Gearbox launders money. BREAKING NEWS: We're actually getting Yakuza 5 despite Gearbox's efforts.

Lacks critical substance and has virtually no replayability. Sabotages its own ending for paid DLC, but thankfully offers console port issues for free.

Wait a second, this isn't Zone's flash.

I'd have a better time ricocheting this game off my bedroom wall.

The lukewarm beginning of a mediocre series.

If I wanted to watch naked men stumble around I'd go to San Francisco's Red Light District.

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