Play this to pretend you're beaglerush. Break the illusion by failing horribly.

I used to play various games, now I grind ranked play. 10/10 de_dustbowl2s

More weeaboo fightan than the Book of Nine Swords.

Now with 200% more Hugo.

Because if it was any other company, you'd be dropping another $80 on Team Fortress 15: Collectors Edition by now.

Pretty sure we just let everyone know we'll buy a game twice if they hold convenient online play for ransom. Surely this wont set precident. - Matt

The memes, jack.

I played this nonstop until I started actually working in retail. Then I uninstalled it. - Matt

If you press all the buttons to reload your gun, you will eventually write the works of Shakespeare.

Short & sweet. Yume Nikki meets Zelda. No, really.