The closest thing you'll get to a virtual peanut butter sandwich. I'm allergic to it and if touch it my pancreas will explode. - KappaJin

All of my friends play this, I don't. - KappaJin

It has three of the letters of kappa in it. Mediocre at best. - KappaJin

An accurate portrayal of high school if your name is Heath Ledger and you live in your mum's basement. Also, did you get a date for the prom? - KappaJin

You can't shoot Hitler in the balls. 0/10 - KappaJin

You shoot Hitler in the balls for a second time. - KappaJin

This game is hard. This game is fun. This game is mostly hard. Now this game is not fun. - Lés Crépe

A few minutes into the game and you'll start creating things that are a bit more than just a "Little Inferno". - Lés Crépe

Alright, let's just turn around for a bit and... WHERE DID THE ENTRANCE GO?! - Lés Crépe

You shoot Hitler in the balls. - KappaJin