It's like receiving a hug instead of having an old man breathe into your mouth.

After mucking through piles of festering green-lit feces and dried pig vomit, I came upon this gem "Space Run", a creative new take on Tower Defense.

I recommend this game because it's like Gauntlet minus the racism.

Not to be confused with "Coldline Dallas".

Remember how Borderlands was boring and bland? This one is slightly less so, but hey it's cheap.

It paints bald older men in a pleasant light. You get to help some Brazilian men, while shooting other Brazilian men.

Do you like risk? Do you like rain? This game adds those two elements together and the result doesn't reflect either of those things. Which is good.

This game is action packed. And by action packed I mean when one of your party members dies, he lets out the most horrific scream known to man.

This game is balls to the wall. Literally and figuratively. You play as a balding wizard who is insane or something. It's great if you like old men.