« It's like receiving a hug instead of having an old man breathe into your mouth. »

« After mucking through piles of festering green-lit feces and dried pig vomit, I came upon this gem "Space Run", a creative new take on Tower Defense. »

« I recommend this game because it's like Gauntlet minus the racism. »

« Not to be confused with "Coldline Dallas". »

« Remember how Borderlands was boring and bland? This one is slightly less so, but hey it's cheap. »

« Do you like risk? Do you like rain? This game adds those two elements together and the result doesn't reflect either of those things. Which is good. »