Our friend Chris is weird. He either has a fetish for clothes dryers (mechaphilia) or warm laundry (object philia) or both.

The cat is weirdly not bothered with insecticide, even when it is sprayed directly to the face???

Luckily I never forget my Steam Review note taker...

A better message... Always keep your head above water.

I'm not making this up. The credits climax with a man named Semen Surin...

God... I hope the developer isn't going to go crazy and cut off his left ear...

With only Act 1 available, I guess we have to wait on the eyes of Dr Fintan to continue to see through the eyes of Dr Kautzmann. Surmised by the eyes of Dr Kyzka.

Just press N...

Throw the evil kettle outside and stay in bed (3rd ending)

I sure as hell wouldn't want to be the one responsible for washing the cars after...