What the hell was that?

You need to be in a stable to breed your horse.

Alternatively titled "Friend Zone - The Videogame". We don't know why anyone would want to play that.

Often said as "one of the worst games on Steam". Doesn't stop some people playing it for 1000+ hours for some reason.

A teenage novel posing as a video game. Truly the "Citizen Kane of video games." Yep.

"Over 40k words of interactive fiction." says the Steam page. "Hmmm, yes. Because I was in the mood for reading instead of playing video games" says me.

NO DON'T VOTE THE BLACK GIRL OFF AGAIN. ♥♥♥♥.

"Escape Dead Island" made us want to escape life.

It comes with a free soundtrack? That will make you overlook it's very low score on metacritic, right?

"Deus Ex: The Fall" is a game that takes PC GAMING to the next level. Requiring at least three GTX TITAN Blacks to run it revo-- Hahaha, ♥♥♥♥ off.