I love this game, great back in its day. But with the advent of CS:GO's matchmaking and hearing the word ♥♥♥♥ over and over, I forgot about it. 10/10.

We at Tradeben Inc. love this game. I like to shoot my Internet spaceship at Ross' Internet space ship. Pew pew! 10/10.

This game is mint! You want a cannibal baby? No problem! A fleshy notebook? That's weird, but OK! 10/10 for just being able to say flying donkey.

This game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weird. Most of the boys who turn into girls are quite cute though, they have nice titties too! On the basis of tits: 10/10.

I've never played this game, but it apparently has sex scenes; unsure if rumor or not. If someone could buy us this so we could see if its true, thx.

I love this game. I love the amazing gibbing system and all the blood gushing everywhere. I'm not mental or anything, but it's really nice. 10/10.

Although many say this game sucks, the game is worth the 75p price tag, and when it goes on sale for 20p, you might aswell buy 100 copies.

Do you like to blow up little green men and/or strand them in space? Buy this game. Do you like to do physics stuff? BUY THIS GAME! Buy now .10/10.

This game is a work of art. It provays emotion and emotion in so many ways. Extremely moving. 10/10, crah every tiem :,(. Joking aside, BUY THIS GAME!

My favorite game of last decade is Half-Life 2. Created only by Tradeben himself, this game is the holy bible for all PC-Gamers. BUY IT NAO!!!!11111one!