This is all you need. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzVWrOmFWpU

Portal upon Portal upon Portal....And they're all whale anuses.

Adam sucks ♥♥♥♥♥ cause Dota stands for ♥♥♥♥♥ On The Adam

Prime Walking Simulator.♥♥♥♥♥♥,unscary jump scares.Causes children to murder their friends.Spreads mass stupidity.Lick my scrotum.10/10 Game of the Year

Haven't played it yet... yet is the key word in this phrase

BEST GAME 2014 11/10 WOULD BANG. PLEASE PUT IT IN MY MOUTH. I WANT TO HAVE THIS GAMES BABIES. IF THIS GAME WERE A REAL PERSON I WOULD ♥♥♥♥ IT'S EARHOLES

childhood game

This Atari-ass game is so simple, so rewarding, so damn hype! You learn all the tricks in the first couple of matches, but it never gets old!

Oh man, It's sublime. It's godlike. It's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooood. Buy it already.