mmm, arplns be so nic... dey, just so mmmmm. gib dis gam all ur moni ad yu wil git gud orgzms. (sry 4 bed splling, waz in rus)

u go 2 japon and get rped bi tentecls, (dey go... insid u) is sexy amd u wil cummmmmmm al ovr evrt=y 1

WHORRRRRRRRESEZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BIAYCHEZ!

♥♥♥ isolatin, tht ♥♥♥♥♥ is so bd. dey didnt evn mak it a shotter so itss no even fun

altho dis gam wood bee beter on consols wit the cinametic 30fph and 9-11p, it must be gud becuz its 70$

nevr hav i evre flt sooo mch lyek a farmer. the wlrde is ur plgaygeond in this amayzing MMO!

noscopez 4 dais, skrubs. the beast gam in the cod seris, u cn noscope your frinds untl u ejculat

ths phisickz bosed puzl gam iz the bst exampl of gam makeing masteri sinse ET far the Atary 2000. worthh al 1000 dallors i pad far it!