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orifice slot in inventory used to commit suicide

i will force this game on you if you don't already have it

something something work of art something something

feel the warm embrace of cocaine rushing through your veins

fun fact everyone already has this game and more people have played it than currently exist did i just blow your mind

a game developed not by human hands but solely by vodka and self-determination

act out your aggression against the Man in a socially acceptable fashion you rebellious youth