use mods in pub games to dominate everyone

create a ♥♥♥♥ gaisensha and be as obnoxious as possible

join a jump map server and block a pathway

spend .99 cents on a tour of duty ticket that only expires when you win and ruin tryhard reddit nerds' mvm games and keep your ticket forever

make sure to help the enemy team out when theyre behind by giving them some easy kills just to level the playing the field :-)

go into world-acclaimed "jailbreak" servers and make sure to kill all the enemies while letting everyone know what music you like through the voice chat

enable stereo mix and let everyone else know what music you like listening to

"you can enter coop with a stranger and not do anything"

"you can enter coop with a stranger and not do anything"

you can enter coop with a stranger and not do anything