Like dwarf fortress except you can see. Also with more dismemberment and peg - legs

Is all like pew pew but there are actually guns this time.

Sonic meets Mega-Man meets Gunstar Heroes, including all of the positives from the former three.

You get to play as a coffee pot. Oh, and it's free, too.

No, this game is nothin' like Minecraft, shudup.

Play as smhuck whatever-the-♥♥♥♥ and figuratively gamble with cowboys, Howard Hughes if he was Walt Disney, and ISIS if it was under Roman empire rule.

"Nearly every weapon kills me instantly on headshot, I hate this game" - some dude who doesn't understand any of the mechanics behind CS at all

"5, Falls a bit short." - Informed Gamer

Sandbox, what's that?

is all like pew pew (but not really there'rn't any guns)