I told the bae not to drive drunk and now I'm left with a body to bury 666 baes out of 9 rings of hells

So I asked myself would there ever be a good point and click story? This game proves otherwise!!! This game really struck gold 6/11

Bae said he'd loose his AK rank if he stopped to pick me up some ♥♥♥♥♥. This is a travesty. 3 bias points out of 10.

Its like the walking dead game, but with mark zuckerberg as a single father struggling to raise his children in Nazi run France. 19/44

This game is ♥♥♥♥. 10/10

Overall the storyline goes well with the fantastic gunplay, but the amount of planets that are avaliable for travel seems somewhat limited. 9/15

The visuals stund me as much as when i found out my girlfriend of 6 months had a ♥♥♥♥!!! 69/70

I really think this has some promise as being the best mobile fighter game yet. Makes a great addition the real time strategy genere. 11/11

Still can't complete the final level because i'm a punk ♥♥♥♥♥. 8/8

GPU burst into flames. My neighborhood never saw that one coming. 5/7