This installement is a real game changer for the Call of Duty franchise. Even though not many things change with Call of Duty games.

I didn't even have to play the game to know it's just another Minecraft clone. Is there no limit to the extents people will go to to get money anymore?

More time is spent discussing the release of this game's sequel than is spent discussing the actual, well... game...

I don't quite get how I can actually review something that isn't even a game? I mean, this feature was meant for reviewing video games, right?

A heartwarming and inspirational love story. It is impossible for someone to know the joys and beauties of life if they have not first experienced this.

If I wanted my naked ass to be pummeled by something rock-hard, I'd call my boyfriend. Thanks for the offer anyway, Garry.

Edgier than a cliff made out of pocket knives.

The number of days it took for it to actually be released is directly equivalent to the number of flaws that it still has. That is, to say, many.

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Known by most for a single medicinal herb-related Steam emoticon.