Do you like fun? Buy Max Payne 2, it's the best game ever made. Judgement: I kiss it until my lips hurt.

Do you like difficult QTE's and watching pretty girls get impaled and/or mauled to death? If that's a "yes", you must buy Tomb Raider... And also seek help.

There's not much here after you get over the graphics and the violence.

Impossibly stupid & boring twoddle.

Disappointing sequel. Judgement: Sentenced to apologise publicly once a week.

Contagions are generally things to be avoided, and this game is no different. Judgement: Quarantine.

One time I thought I was an insurgent. It turned out I had just eaten too much. The graphics are triangular and the gunplay is bacon. Not perfect, but good for the hardcore.

If you like bad-servers and an obnoxious community to get in the way of your otherwise well-realised shooters, you'll love CS:GO. Judgement: 3 years community service. Fix the game...

Grind.

Bright and colourful old-school fun, with some amusing story telling to boot. I approve.