Shank things, bang things, think about how to better shank things while banging things, and think about how to better bang things while shanking things.

BOOKER, CATCH!

If you ever said "Wow, I bet a game where you actually played as a big daddy would be totes stupid" You're A DIRTY LIAR AND YOU WILL TAKE THAT BACK!

Beat, shoot and shock your way through an underwater deathtrap, then cry evertim at the ending.

Dem ass-ets.

Once ran naked into a town, found someone else who also wanted to run around, then got gunned down by a biker. Also drank gasoline.

You ever felt like lighting someone on fire, watching them fall in agony, as you tased them and kicked them in the face? Boy,do I have the game for you!

You can wear a Terminator mask while mowing people down with a gatling gun. 'Nuff said.