It's a stale, decade old jar of recycled assets from a game nobody, not even its parents, cares about anymore.

Is it morally correct to even pretend to be surprised that this amateurish, historically biased, spiritual failure to an already disgustingly bastardised series, flopped?

Only a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ would buy this

You play as the most annoying character from the first game who, let's be honest, we all chose to kill her in the first game. So for the majority not only is it non-canon, it's gay.

You play as a woman in this game and women ruin everything so ♥♥♥♥ off 0/10

Haha, let's not.

They ruined it mate.

It's awesome!!! I had a blast of a time playing this. You should buy it!

It's going to be ♥♥♥♥, don't buy it.

Quite literally the biggest blob of wank you can install onto your Hard Drive/SSD - It's pretty good.