The Banner is trying to take over the world! AND HE WANTS TO KILL JORDY TOO! SAVE HIM!@$!@%#!@#

You know why? because you can't save Jordy alone...

You have to survive the apocalypse! Because Jordy is out there somewhere and you have to save him!

Become better at this game to defeat the Frog because he's to good at quickscoping TO MLG!#$%!@#%!@#% YOU HAVE TO SAVE JORDY BEFORE HE GETS QUICKSCOPED!

Build your random stuff like Frog and Bone's glitching tripping car device of doom... TO SAVE JORDY!

Build up your civilization and army to save Jordy!!!

You need the help of all the civilians to save Jordy!

because you need hats to save Jordy