Dave: "It's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of fun the whole family can enjoy." Jeff: "A good defense is best spent not defending." Jason: "We seem to like this game."

JASON: "A great team destroying exercise" DAVE: "A good defense is a better offense" JEFF: "A really informative documentary"

JASON: "You really need to work together to have any success." DAVE: "Bombs = Dangerous" JEFF: "Teaches kids not to steal!"

JASON: "This goes against my nature to never dig straight down." DAVE: "It's a team effort" JEFF: "Gives the term 'Giant Shaft' new meaning"

JASON: "Make sure your friends share their mana with you." DAVE: "You're gonna need a strategy; or wing it." JEFF: "Your friends WILL steal your mana"

JASON: "Explosions. Explosions. Explosions." DAVE: "Confusion. Confusion, Confusion." JEFF: "Dying. Dying. Dying."

JASON: "Never realized how violent worms were." DAVE: "More weapons = more fun" JEFF: "The Donkey is king, The Donkey is God"

JASON: "There's tons of achievements; even for shooting food!" DAVE: "Don't shoot the food." JEFF: "Did you know you can shoot food?!"

JASON: "It's like LoL but 1 less dimesion and lots more lols." DAVE: "Please stick together!" JEFF: "I'll jungle"

JASON: "Slimes; the ultimate troll card." DAVE: "Potatoes float in this game." JEFF: "I will never look at slime monsters the same way"